In my office e-mail, I typically find 40 junk e-mails a day. Our IT guy tried tightening the screws on incoming e-mails which eliminated these communications, but it also filtered out too many e-mails coming from outside vendors and family. So I requested that he let them fill my inbox.

As a copywriter, I appreciated the creative thinking that went into many of the posts. So I searched for a way to make the most of my spam. Inspired by Reunion’s “Life is a Rock” and Billy Joel’s “We Didn’t Start the Fire,” I decided to create a Spam Song using mostly headlines (with misspellings and typos). I encourage you to create your own Spam Song and post it.

My Spam Song

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Your girl will be happy to see this large love gun!
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Your health
Your order
The Dance of Love

Your account
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Feel your male superiority
You are nominated for a Ph.d
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congratulations
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Replicas
blue pill
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Bend her over just like Beckham
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